What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
|—||the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)|
What would you name this strain?
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.
this is new territory i’ve never wanted to marry a women’s luger before
SCIENCE GAME SO RAW
what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce